Because Australia is a trifle big, I split the trip up into seven stages so I would feel like I was getting somewhere. And Stage 1 is done!
1. Albany : 658 Kilometres (from KD Cycles in Rockingham where I bought the computer).
2. Norseman
3. Ceduna
4. Port Augusta
5. Adelaide
6. Melbourne (possibly)
7. Sydney
I haven’t taken any pictures here in Albany so here’s a picture of Roland Rat instead:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh
Although a detour on the Perth-to-Sydney route, I wanted to do this to get cycle fit, to see how the bike handled and to work out whether there was anything I was missing: there was. Compression straps, a tarp, spare spokes, a few tools and stuff like that. Things that I would stand no chance of getting once I’d left Perth and gone East until I got to Adelaide. It’s been a superb 10 days of cycling. Apart from a single difficult day (100K of relentless hills into Walpole) it was generally pleasant and easier than I thought it would be. I would recommend this stretch to anyone thinking of cycling across to Sydney. Going east directly from Perth means a lot of 100K days almost right from the outset.
One of the problems I’ve had is what to do with my excess stuff – because I was hiking in Europe, I had all kinds of layers that I just don’t need over here in Aus. Also, as I got my bike shipped here, there was all kinds of paperwork in it and instruction manuals that until now I’ve had to lug around with me. In Albany, I met up with the family of a friend and they’ve kindly taken a box full of stuff from me that they will forward on when I get to Sydney. This is good news! Unbelievable as it is, this stuff almost filled one of the rear panniers. The alternative was to use Poste Restante but they only hold things for up to a month unless you contact them.

Despite getting rid of almost a pannier worth of stuff, my panniers are still chocablock full. An oddity indeed.
Thanks to Ian for putting me in touch with his family over here: it was a pleasure to meet them! And also to P+L for meeting up & plying me with coffee and cake.
Until now, I’ve been cycling with a daypack on my back containing the camera, which is heavy. On long days, this has been causing my neck and shoulders to ache and generally driving me insane at times. Fine on the short days, but anything over 70K and I really started to feel it. This is why I was hating my camera. I wish I’d never brought it. It was superb in Africa but lugging it across Europe was a pain. Cycling across Australia with it is also proving to be a pain. I just don’t like photography enough to justify carrying this stuff around. It does nothing for me. Next time I go anywhere except Africa, a small compact camera in a belt pouch will be my best friend. No more of this heavy lens stuff!
In Albany I was able to buy two things I realized I definitely needed: some spare spokes and some spoke tools. Heaven knows what kind of elliptical masterpiece I’ll create if I have to replace a spoke though…!
I’ve also learnt that my rear rack will carry up to 45 Kilos of stuff. My front racks will carry 18 Kilos on each side. The question remains: what will my spokes carry?!
I haven’t lost my mind. What got me thinking about Roland Rat and Button Moon is that there’s a current affairs program on TV over here called Dateline and they were looking back over the last 25 years. He asked: do you remember what you were doing 25 years ago? Yes. Eating cheese pasties from Pat-a-cake in Workington and watching Roland Rat & Button Moon!
I’ve spent a day repacking again so my camera is accessible on the road. Proper photos next time!









