After finally escaping from Cortina d’Ampezzo on my third attempt I am having a day off in St. Ulrich. I picked quite possibly the only remaining route out of Cortina that went West that I hadn’t already tried and failed on: and still managed to get completely lost. I think Italy is the only place in the world where, armed with a hiking map and its way markings, I still manage to lose my way. No mean feat!

Last view of Cortina before I go over Passo Falzarego
It took about 8 hours to get from Cortina, via the Falzarego pass, to the campsite at Armentarola (Camping Sass Dlacia). This is a cool place in a valley and could easily have been used as an awesome base for day hikes… the next day was a simple hike over the 600m mound in the middle of the valley to get to Camping Colfosco on the other side. It was an easy day with staggering views to the Northern Alps and over Maramalada, a “flat”-topped mountain in the distance. I’d never seen anything like Marmalada before:

Marmalada: a mile higher than where I am now
My mountain photos are looking very tedious and poor. I’m not very arty-farty so as I can’t get motivated with mastering photography you’ll have to make do with these filler pictures! I was talking with an artist in Lienz who was doing a mountain-related project and I made the comment that mountains are generally not very photogenic unless you go for the cliched Matterhorn-Reflection-In-Lake shot that everyone knows. She agreed and was actually reading a book on this very subject! Of course, you can get excellent photos of mountain views but outstanding shots are few and far between: you know them when you see them and I bet you can still remember them. But after you’ve seen 10 of them they kind of all look the same. Contrast that with Africa: it’s HARD to get BAD photographs! Point any camera at anything and it looks cool: savanna, Kili, elephants, goats, whatever. I think if you can take stunning mountain photos you’ve mastered The Art!
I put it off for as long as possible but I had to buy some new boots: my Swiss-branded-but-made-in-cheap-labour-Romania Raichl GTX’s were well and truly shot and, my god, did they smell bad. Hazardous, even. Borderline illegal. They are probably the most comfortable boot I’ve ever owned and I’ve been happy with them. I would have bought another pair but I couldn’t find any in Cortina. Instead, I found a pair with an equally ridiculous price tag by Lowa: the Tibet Pro GTX. I am now a Lowa convert. These are TOUGH. Reinforced. And heavy. With rock hard souls and an extra few inches to support your ankle. This is good news because it helps protect your ankle from snapping. But if your ankle should snap, it’s fair to say that that extra boot length is going to make pulling your useless, dangling foot out of the boot hurt like a bastard just that little while longer.

Raichl GTX Boots after about 100 Hiking Days (North Kenya, Kilimanjaro, Mt Meru, Mt Kenya, 50 Days in Europe): The only problem I found with the Riachl GTX was that the front “lip” that comes up over the front of the boot was picked apart very quickly in North Kenya by sharp volcanic rocks. The Lowa has a LOT MORE protection in this area and right around the boot. That said, I would still have bought another pair of Raichls in Cortina if they had them because they held up so well on European terrain
The woman in the shop gave me – free! – some X-Socks (normally 21 Euros). I can’t believe I haven’t seen these before. I can only assume the parents of the dood who designed these were a little disappointed and rolled their eyes when he said: “Mam, Dad: I’m going to make socks for a living!”.
“Of course you are, Dear. There, there. “.
But they are engineered. They are comfortable. For a start, they have all kinds of material to eliminate odour which is excellent news for everyone in the restaurants where I eat. They have all kinds of pads, pressure points and so forth so they are specifically designed for your foot shape (genetic anomolies aside). Check them out: www.x-socks.com. They look like something Darth Vader would wear. It is sad to get excited by socks but I am!
After asking around Cortina, looking in lots of recommended shops that had sold out or didn’t stock it, and generally being passed around like an Altar Boy, I eventually found a place that sells the Forerunner 405 GPS Watch. For 330 Euros. That’s still twice the Amazon UK price so I think it’s fair to say: there will be no GPS watch for me. I am annoyed at myself for not buying this in the Uk before I left. I wanted to plot the cross-sections of my hikes so I could look Rock Hard.
I recently found a website called Camperado and despite what it might sound like, it is not a homosexual meeting place for Italian men. It’s a website showing the location of lots of campsites throughout Europe and I’ve been trying to find my own route into Switzerland using only campsites. There’s a few “big gaps” so I’m not sure what to do on those days – hike along the valleys? Hike along the roads? It is easy to walk 30-40km in a day on the flat so I might just do that some times, but it feels… wrong… it feels like… cheating… it’s also quite annoying because I could use up an entire map in a day and a half and they cost 8 Euros a pop.
I wish I’d found it sooner. It’s really difficult to change your plans when you’re on the go… and expensive… today, in St. Ulrich, I found the first free WiFi I’ve encountered in Italy. Normally, the campsites charge 6-8 Euros per hour for using the Internet which is outrageous. So: St. Ulrich is the place to be for free WiFi. If you happen to be passing by, the Ski Bar at Seceda is where you need to be.
I think I’ve found a way to make millions. And retire early! I am going to sell hearing aid implants in Italy. It is quite clear given the way they shout at each other when they are three feet apart that every Italian is borderline deaf. There can be no other explanation!
I’m a little worried about the remaining journey into Switzerland… it’s high. Really: quite high. And so I need good weather. By the looks of it, from Monday for the next week or so the going is quite good… I am going to push on and try damned hard to get into Switzerland before the 20th August: if I don’t make it by then, it’s unlikely I’ll be able to get all the way to Lauterbrunnen in time. From tomorrow, I am committing myself to seven consecutive days of hiking regardless of the weather: mountain passes, valleys, whatever: doesn’t matter. I must Go West!